Ever Wonder by Jacque – Men Vs Blondes

 

Being a blonde all of my life has thrown a lot of blonde jokes my way. Hey, girls, it’s our turn to turn the jokes toward the men…. I hope no-one gets offended. We do love you…

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted, ‘What setting do I use

on the washing machine?’

‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’

He yelled back, ‘OHIO STATE!’ And they say blondes are dumb…

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A couple is talking. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’

The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’

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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. ‘Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor.

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy. ..

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in bed gasping for breath and

calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’.

They say that while creating husbands, God promised women that good and

ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world, and then, He made the world round… I guess I was one of the lucky ones. God bless each and everyone of you.